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The Saddest Cruise On The High Seas

Holy shit! We are running it back for YEAR THREE! Join Matt Cutshall, and Emo’s Not Dead on the Norwegian Gem to sail a sea of tears for 4-days, and nights with emo legends you’ve had on repeat for decades. Get in on this boat of broken hearts from Miami, Florida to Nassau, Bahamas, February 4-8, 2025.


 

Myspace Mixer

Myspace Mixer

Grab a drink and head to the Myspace Mixer before our Sail away Show to meet other freaks on board. Make friends for the week - or just come to let your presence be known.

**Wallflowers and shy weirdos are warmly welcomed - we'll provide a few "ice breakers" to keep the mixing mingling.

 

 

Flip Cup Tournament

Flip Cup Tournament

Who’s ready to flip out? We’re hosting an epic Flip Cup Tournament consisting of 32 teams of 6 all competing to be the drink champs of the boat!

Teams will compete against each other as they try to drink n’ flip before the other side of the table! We know you’ve been practicing your entire adult life – the winning team will battle it out against some special contenders!

Stay tuned for details on how to sign up as we get closer to sailing.

Battle of the Frontmen III

Battle of the Frontmen III

Battle of the Frontmen is back for year 3. Sign up to live band karaoke with The Emo Band throughout the cruise, and if you crush it you might find yourself performing on the main stage in the grand finale where a panel of legends will crown a frontman battle King/Queen!

The Tonight (Tonight) Show

The Tonight (Tonight) Show

Your new favorite late-nite talk show host Matt Cutshall returns with the Tonight (Tonight) Show live on the ship and packed with special guests! Will Matt get slapped in the face with a soft tortilla again? Probably.

Swag Swap

Bring your favorite items and swap 'em with your fellow cruisers. We love the creativity of our community, and we open this space to those who would like to share or swap the fun trinkets they’ve made in anticipation of the cruise. Wristbands, sunglasses, beads, the more the merrier!

Exchange of funds will not be accepted — sharing only.

Bellyflop Competition

We want to see your most creative and slappiest flop in the pool. Sure, it'll hurt, but let's be honest— it'll just be nice for you to feel something for once. Judged by emo royalty, there's a prize for the best flop!

Signups will take place on the ship 30 minutes prior to activity.

 


More Amenities


Along with days and nights filled with musical performances, curated activities will be a part of the experience, too! You never know who might stop by... 

In addition to programming that we'll plan especially for this festival, guests can enjoy the following amenities on Norwegian Gem:

 

Swimming Pool & Hot Tubs
Casino
Spa
Fitness Center
Jogging/Walking Track
Sports Court